Wednesday, February 29, 2012
So I haven't been blogging lately cause my camera suddenly gained 903094890585 kg and it's the weight equivalent to an obese kid.
Friday, February 24, 2012
I have NO IDEA WHY but I've recently started to favour a simpler aesthetic when it comes to dressing. Probably long gone are the days where I accessorize like crazy and resemble something that of a punky black gangster from dA h00D yAwZ or go all OTT in my outfits because now, I'm leaning in to a more mature style whilst still aiming to look chic.
But of course, I'll still stick to my black drapey shit (That's what my Dad calls my clothes HAHAHA) cause it's the crux of my looks!!!
Attributing this sudden change to a surge of testoterone (HAHAHAHA increased sperm count or something like that idk) or simply succumbing to the fact that I'm hitting the big...2 this year?
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Oh you know, just a blog post bout someone I'm obsessed but it's totally normal to do such stuff right?
Looking androgynous AS HELL!!! One of the reasons I’m embracing suits lately but then again I’m a dude. Been looking for the PERFECT tweed coat + houndstooth pants. T_T
Dayyuuuuuum gurrrrrrl dat leather jacket’s perfect. I think it’s a fashion-person kinda pose. Awesome hair, talking on the phone to discuss a million-dollar photoshoot with a famous photographer & model, awesome clothes and a look of seriousness. TAKE NOTE.
No words; Just a longing for a new faux-fur coat. Something you can even wear in your room whilst blasting the air-con at 16degrees on a cold rainy night and crying your eyes out whilst watching Anastacia or a Disney movie. Just throw in some hot milo and a box of tissue paper (For crying and not other dubious activities) and you’re good to go.
I AM FIERCE AND SERIOUS pose. One of the reasons why I tell people it’s not too hard to have an entire wardrobe filled with black as long as you know how to layer textures. Jersey, Chiffon and Denim together actually looks amazing and all you need is let's say a Chiffon Top / Jersey Scarf worn as a cape and a pair of Denim Jeans. Throw on a leather jacket and you're already effectively layering.
Even on an off-style day, she still looks fucking amazing. Of course you would be if you’re all OHEY SHALL DRESS DOWN BUT WILL STILL WEAR MY HERMES COLLIER DE CHAIN CUFF. :3 Not a big fan of the red toe nails but s'ok s'ok homegurl has awesome shoes. I always get SO ANNOYED whenever I see people with cray cray ugly shoes.
Finally, a picture which is placed under my “Inspiration” file because errone loves themselves like #totesawesome arm candy especially in the form of leather, spiked and bondage-y ones. Can’t wait for 3 pieces from Taobao to come that I ordered!!! Y U NO COME NOW.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Whilst I’m typing this blog entry out in Microsoft Word, I’m actually sitting in the exam room for my very first round of exams. I’d like to think that I’m FUCKING FEARLESS LIKE THAT TROLOLOL. Actually, make it GANGSTA LIKE THAT!!!
After months of seeing her angst on Twitter over her work, Phaik and I decided it’s high time we decided to ask Diana out for some high tea (latest addiction sob), And of course, nothing screams LUXE and WE’RE MAKING YOU PAY FOR OVERPRICED TEA like chiotastic flower arrangements.
TWG @ MBS totes wins in ambience. The one at Ion is SUPER stuffy but then again it has hotter waiters/waitresses. Superficiality over Comfort. Applies to my dress sense too.
See interesting stuff > Whip out camera > Instagram it > #leSingaporeanway
Ehmargawrrrrrd gaizzzzz we’re so atassssssssssss.
Phaik has this whole Korean-eye-smile thing. Choosing to sound neutral even though I’m jealous as fuck HAHAHAHA Y I NO CHIO. Bet she’s smirking as she reads this I WUV YOUUUUUU.
Look as Diana caresses it, her fingertips grazing the shiny metal whilst she writhes in hedonistic pleasure at the cool smoothness.
My muffins (LOL) which is drenched in what looks suspiciously like coke but is actually icing sugar. Totes yummers!!! :3
Everybody, let’s act atas even though we swear like sailors and would not mind squatting by the roadside to eat pasar malam food!!! I actually did it once with my chinese orchestra friends and we nearly got ran over by a garbage truck. Those were fun times. :’D
Wore a turban NOT BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY, but it’s because of Anna Dello Russo’s influence. Homegirl is my new idol next to Emmanuel Alt. I’D KILL FOR A GIVENCHY SHRINE TOO minus the panther hat cause I doubt I can work it. Typing this makes me feel so poor. :’D
Diana looking #classyasfuck as the two women at the back give the BITCH YOU SRS and OH NO YOU DIDN’T FACE LOL KEEP IT CLASSY LADIES!!!
Artsy Fartsy shot of me pouring tea. Insert some witty caption here bout the fineness of life and the luxuries of living.
Phaik’s INTENSELY blinged out phone. It’s heavy enough to concuss someone and if the person is still conscious enough to fight back, it’s sharp enough to cause SERIOUS DAMAGE to their face or certain body parts. Who needs pepper spray when you have a blinged out phone?! :3
Having girl talk ; Aka relationship talk. Lmao look at Diana’s #psychiatricface HAHAHAHA SUPER SRS.
Forever alone me decided that taking pseudo-artsy shots of the architecture would be a better way to while my time away.
“Eh I know you’re talking bout r/s stuff, but act chio leh. Good photo opportunity.”
“Diana, you’re not spared. Take also!!!.”
“Take a picture of me talking whilst I check my emails so I look REALLY important.”
OHMYGOD SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT SRSLYYYYYYYY.
I think I said something really gross and inappropriate which cues Phaik giving me the O_o? face. There’s a lot of BITCH-PLZ going on in this blogpost. Not sure what to feel.
Insert obligatory group shot of us. Purposely made the waiter shoot us at this angle so that Ralph Lauren is visible TROLOLOLOL. His latest collection looks like a Mcqueen ripoff with the headgear and what not but dude is still highly relevant. :3
Happy 4 years babe!! Even though you used to scare me to DEATH before on the Cosplay forum. (That’s another story for another time). Her username was…./drumroll…SM_QUEEN HAHAHAHA.
/Cue insane derping for the next few photos. If you’re having a big meal, showing this to your partner before you two have sexy time or generally have a sense of shame, please view something else like cute cat videos on youtube or how to swallow cinnamon powder without choking.
We bring the boys out like the 9 plastic-faces (MAJOR hate for SNSD!!! 2NE1 ftw bitchez!!!) who appeared on David Letterman FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON. Thank you Ellen for keeping it cool even though I’m waiting for Ellie Goulding to appear!!!
Derping in front of a MASSIVE CROWD cause we can HAHAHAHAHA. My friends and I have a total lack of shame and propriety HEARTS FOR YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
WHO DIS SEXY BITCH BE?! Apparently her skirt and top (Which has a sexy cut-out back for sexy times) only cost her $20 from Korea. Here I was thinking it was from Zara omg feeling so cheated!!!
LOOK AT DAT WALK.
Camwhoring like 14 years olds because we’re so afraid of growing old. Growing old means more responsibilities LIKE FINDING A HOUSE TO LIVE IN 8IWKJFXIGHJSKHFJKESHRSJEHKJ and other superficial stuff like whether we can have our own walk-in-wardrobe sigh.
They see me rollin~They hatin~.
Midway through camwhoring and looking at tourists jog across the bay (I wanna be so rich…that I can jog around MBS/Orchard Road for exercise. #quoteoftheday), the fountains started spurting water SO FUCKYEAH MORE DERPING. I think the key words are Erupt / Spurt and Squirt. ~*~flowery vocabulary we have~*~.
WE’RE SO SINGAPOREAN YHEY.
Le sexy time with Phaik. After 5 years of friendship you’d think we’d get SOMEWHERE LOL.
Taking a whiff of my A&F-ish scent (It’s Givenchy bitches!!!). Has anybody actually bought anything at A&F? Hit me up if you’ve actually bought a $269 fleece sweater with moose print on them. I’ll cook an English breakfast for you and if I’m feeling generous, throw you a back+foot rub.
Came out of the closet. Actually, a Narnia wardrobe.
And so did Phaik. Great friends do great things together. When we’re not pigging out on vodka ice cream floats and barbequed meat, we indulge in the awesomeness that is being public nuisances.
Oh and check out Diana’s photography work ; woddee.deviantart.com. Home girl does AMAZING WORK. <3