She said she was wearing Jason Wu... it was Jason Wu for Target.

HuNg OuTxXx with the ever-chic Iskandar of www.kitsuneslut.blogspot.com at The Merry Men today for some brunch. No gst or service charge, cute rustic decor and generous portions? Call me a food slut and I won't even bat a parallel creased eyelid. 

Resized this image in photoshop when I realized it looked distorted. After checking my resolution and image sizing, I came to this conclusion that this bitch is so skinny that he distorted himself HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SRSLY. 

Striped batwing top by Elohim. 

"Eh Iz, take a cool picture of me being cool where I'll show off my cool rings and hold a cigarette like Lana Del Ray cause that's cool right?"

Imogen top and Obscura jacket by Feist

Only at Robertson Quay will you see adorable angmoh families with their children on scooters, spg's with their bear-like husbands, japanese couples doing touristy shots and horde after hordes of crazy beautiful caucasians. This picture doesn't seem to serve it's purpose of reiterating my point but it was the only one I had HAHAHA.

"Eh I take this food shot, got look like ladyironchef not?" The caramelized banana looks like a giant garden slug but trust me, it was totes delish.

Ending this post off with food porn again. You may now assume that I'm a blogger who shamelessly indulges in food and clothing. 

Calm your tits gurl, it's only pretend murder and it's been beneficial for our marriage.

Pant Suit - Vintage Prada  /  DIY Spiked Shirt - Calvin Klein  /  Blazer - Topshop  

Remodelled Harness - Zana Bayne  /  Accessories - YSL , Montblanc, Taobao.

What I'm going to say is going to be the epitome of what-the-fuck inducing and some of you might even judge me... 

My outfit is...inspired by...RACHEL ZOE HAHAHAHA. Despite her being crazy annoying (How the fuck is a banana a worthy compliment of Karl Lagerfeld's work?!) and unprofessional behaviour (Team Taylor errbody!!!), I think she does do decent styling and has a pretty kickass wardrobe. Let's not talk about her child's walk in wardrobe.

The kid has a WALK IN WARDROBE whilst my clothes are piled on a dingy $20 Ikea roller hanger which collapses as frequently as celebrities hook up. 

And what do you know, I've officially moved my photo taking spot from the carpark (I swear, the security guard offered to help take my outfit shots the other night HAHAHAHAHA) into my living room. Though the lighting is shitty (I'd like to say it creates a nice ~*~backlit~*~ effect), it does make for a decent backdrop. 

Came back from my 5-day chalet the other night, saw my Zana Bayne harness lying around in pieces and decided...Hey what better way to make it look more S&m Rihanna-ish than to re-purpose it into a multi-wrap belt? 

2 bleeding index fingers and 30 minutes later and BAM, a new accessory. Pity it only looks good one way though. Gotta find more mileage to wear it. 

Ending this post with me staring pensively into the future whilst trying to figure out why Raf Simon's first show at Dior was so bad when actually, I'm just staring at a stain on the wall. Artistic I am. 

I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.

Virgin Versace muscle tank - Proud Race

Scuffed Skinnies - Virgin Blak

Pony hair x Leather wedge boots - DEPRESSION

Robyn hobo bag - Alexander Wang

Ksubi knockoffs - TheCultLabel

Accessories - Montblanc, Taiwan, Taobao.

Told my Dad my coordinate today was casual and instead of being all OMG YOU'RE FINALLY ONLY WEARING ONE LAYER!1!!11 SO PROUD OF YOU SON COME LEMME BUY YOU THE GIVENCHY OBSEDIA CLUTCH... he just rolled his eyes. :'D

Definitely feeling my style move into a more masculine one. It's like I shoot myself with testosterone injections 50 times a day.

After eating chicken for 2 meals a day 5 fucking times a week, it's time for some JAPANESE FOOD BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sometimes you really take overpriced slabs of raw fish for granted. I solemnly swear I will never do such a heinous act again.

One more interior shot cause I wanna step food/fashion/lifestyle blogger and become famousssss on nuffnang even though their top bloggers can't type proper english and look nothing like they do in real life cause they use at least 20 layers of photoshop whoops do I even need to drop names here.

OMNOMNOM INTO MY THROAT YOU GO WHERE YOU'LL SLIDE DOWN INTO MUH BELLY

Satisfied my beef craving after 5 days of eating chicken twice a day. SORRY GUYS I REALLY CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT ABOUT HOW MUCH CHICKEN I EAT A WEEK KNN CONFIRM KENNA HIVES OR RASH ALLERGY BY THE TIME 2 YEARS ELAPSE.

Posing with le birth giver. Notice how my arms are getting monstrously bigger. #firstworldpains

Derpin' cause it's in the gene pool of Gohs to do so. HAHAHAHAHAHA did I mention I don't look like my parents at all? Cue the whole YOU WERE PICKED UP FROM THE DUSTBIN drama when I was young. Asian parent syndrome seriously.

Ending this post with a ~*~sunset~*~ cause I'm so deep and subversive like that. BOOK IN IN 3 HOURS LOHHHHHHH.