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Back from Hong Kong and I've finally started full time work at CATALOG magazine. May this short chapter be a beautiful one.

So I haven't been blogging lately cause my camera suddenly gained 903094890585 kg and it's the weight equivalent to an obese kid.

Starting this post off with a I AM SRS BZNESS face HAHAHAHA. I've been sticking to my New Year Resolutions lately (Minus the whole stop-eating-junk-food and be a less bitchy person ones) and BAM. Holla to my new found love for grey!!

Leather Lapel Jacket - All Saints.

Grandaddy Sweater - Topman.

Skinny Shorts (IDK either) - LE7.

Thrifted Boots - Salvation Army.

Friend : Eh I thought you wanna wear more colours?

Bryan : Grey lor.

Friend : Why not red, blue. /proceeds to list all the colours of the ~*~rainbow~*~

Bryan : When Tin Pei Ling gains a brain, then I wear.

Friend + Me : TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

Happy happy day~ Deceiving ya'll that I don't have homicidal thoughts of kicking people in the genitals on public transport, breaking the necks of kids who cry obnoxiously loud in restaurants or sacrificing stupid people to Satan! :3

Met up with my favourite bitch (I'm a whore so I have a few LOL) to harass another favourite bitch at NOISE Singapore where we spent the night rolling on the floor, talking bout school politics and creating a giant mess all to create a tote bag decoration.

Can't believe 3 years has passed ; Felt like yesterday that I quarrelled with her during a class presentation HAHAHAHA THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES.

Oh you know, just art students doing their thing. And I'm ADDICTED to wearing my turban!! It's almost worst than Chris Brown's addiction to physical abuse, Kim Kardashian's addiction to wearing Spanx or Nicki Minaj's addiction to wearing fugly wigs. Maybe all three combined! D:

Nicknames I've received so far are - Turban Kia , Turban Boy, Indian-Wannabe, Sikh Supreme.

Felt like primary school arts class all over again. Minus the heavy amount of testosterone (Was from a boy's school HAHAHAHA BELIEVE IT OR NOW) , psycho art teacher who REFUSED to let me go to the toilet until I threatened to piss my pants (Was a horrible kid, no lie) and giant chio school. ):

I think it's kinda ironic how we studied arts and media for 3 years and this was the best we could do. I firmly believe that there's a future out there in Japanese Cartoon Drawing out there for me!!!

Made a new one with overlapping graphics to represent society ; A mass but dysfunctional ocean of souls with overlapping social stereotypes and characters.

Ok la we just spammed chops on it cause we got bored and lazy.

ME GUSTA.

A surge of testosterone or just simply succumbing to age.

I have NO IDEA WHY but I've recently started to favour a simpler aesthetic when it comes to dressing. Probably long gone are the days where I accessorize like crazy and resemble something that of a punky black gangster from dA h00D yAwZ or go all OTT in my outfits because now, I'm leaning in to a more mature style whilst still aiming to look chic.

But of course, I'll still stick to my black drapey shit (That's what my Dad calls my clothes HAHAHA) cause it's the crux of my looks!!!

Attributing this sudden change to a surge of testoterone (HAHAHAHA increased sperm count or something like that idk) or simply succumbing to the fact that I'm hitting the big...2 this year?

As demonstrated by Emmanuelle Alt ; New Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Paris, you don't need to go all over-the-top-ghetto-fabulous to look fucking awesome. I believe it was a picture on the right of her that made me go CRAZY over the leather jacket + white shirt combo.

The whole "Oh I woke up late and wanna be comfortable but still look like I can kick ass" look. But then again models can pull off that look and I'd strive to be this skinny if it weren't for the fact that... I love my carbs and meat too much sigh. #totesanasian

Gasp you mean you can still look awesome in... wait for it.... BAGGY PANTS?!?! It's like saying Rihanna can sing live or that Nicki Minaj isn't an insane ho!!!

Another easy way to #cheatafashionlook ; Giant swallow-you-up-the-right-way fur coat, skinny pants and a pair of fucking kick ass shoes. Aiming to score myself one in Hongkong!!! Flying on the 2nd AWWWWYEAH STARSHIPS~ WERE MEANT TO FLY~ /gyrates around pole in a sexually repulsive manner.

HOW DO THESE SKINNY BITCHES DO IT TELL ME RIGHT NOW!1!!!111!!!!!1

I really think that there's a HUGE SURGE of testosterone flowing through my bloodstream (Pretty soon I'll be watching 6-Pack Shortcuts on Youtube or something to gain... ... ... ABS OF STEEL or simply, dressing like a hipster dude LOL) because I've been OBSESSING over a 2-piece suit of the same print. Houndstooth... Check! Checkers... Check! Geometric Stripes... Check!

Flower Prints... Maybe in another lifetime or the 9404904940th one!

My friend seems to think I'm insane cause I insist that this could be a dude. "Can what, who said guys can't have chio fingers? Yours look like chipolatas bitch!!!" Cue her ignoring me for 5 minutes until I spam cute dog videos to her.

A stream-lined look for days where I'm rushing to return clothes to showrooms or running for a shoot!!! Or simply running to the office cause I'm late for work. Starting work at Catalog Magazine on the 6th!!! Totes excited!!! The editor-in-chief is SO COOL IT'S AMAZING. What I would give to rock a severely-shaved crop!!!

Okay lah, must post a picture of things I'll NEVER be able to give up. Heavy textures, over-the-top layering and black clunky shoes that are perfect for kicking a molester/annoying china man or bitchy classmate in the crotch!!!

WANT SOME FUR SO BADLY!!!

Pictures are from http://what-do-i-wear.tumblr.com/ where I spend countless hours on every day and cry into my dog's fur cause I'll never be able to afford awesome couture. And I'm meeting mah homegurl later to bum in town SO YAY PHOTOS!!! Will finally be able to make a post without shamelessly-taken photos from other people's blogs!!! :D