One for the money , Two for the show.

I wish this relatively beautiful picture would lead me to tell a beautiful story like perhaps us wandering and being lead into this area by talking squirrels but all I can say is... Annie of www.thescarletroom.com and I sneaked into private property to take outfit shots. Despite knowing the fact that we'd be handcuffed (No kinks here ya'll) and dragged away to prison albeit fashionably should the police see us.

 And hi everybody by the way! :'D

Chiffon Top - TheHandleBar  /  Jacquar Blazer - FEIST  /  Sigrid Cape Jacket - FEIST

Basic black pants - JPG Cruise  /  Balenciaga Knockoffs - TheLastNocturne  / 

Leather Harness - ASOS

Daily heat conditioning in Tekong = Ability to wear heavier layers. I reckon I could wear a fur jacket over and not get into a OMG WTF IS HAPPENING TO HIM heat-exhaustion induced seizure. 

Plus for my upcoming birthday (Which I will be spending digging a hole for myself to sleep in...:'D), my friends got me a FEIST voucher. I wonder how they knew... /shifty eyes.

 Cape Top - TheScarletRoom  /  Studded Shorts - TheScarletRoom  /  

Snakeskin Studded Oxfords - Jimmy Choo for H&M

Hello Annie O aka one of the many good friends I've met angsting over the phone in a desperate attempt for them to loan me clothing for fashion shoots. True friendships are made of this! :')

And after 2 months of putting off our meetups...we've finally met OMG GIRRRRL MISS YA SHO MUCH WORXXX X0X0X0 <3 <3 <3

Nothing like friends who dress exceptionally weather-appropriate. I would too but 99.999999% of my wardrobe is F/W-esque. 

An intervention is really apt and necessary...

Not gonna type anything so ya'll can admire the intense beauty that is Annie's shoes.

On a bitchier and more karmic-inducing note, how is Jimmy Choo such a shoe designing god but yet...his son is some creepy as fuck otaku who gives his japanese dolls breast implants and goes to events looking creepy as fuck? Yes I repeated creepy as fuck twice but yet it doesn't exemplify my distaste for him.

To Coastal Settlement we go~ /o/ When I first heard bout it, suaku me was all OMG IS IT NEAR THE BEACH SO NICE CAN PRETEND WE'RE AT THE MALDIVES!!!

And when we reached I was all ... oh... greenery... But that's not to say I don't find the place chio la!!!

Omg so Annie Leibovitz!!! Nothing beats hanging out at a relatively ulu place and looking at ang moh kids frolicking around at a playground as the sun sets and you start crying cause the world is so beautiful and you've never felt so alone before and when the world stops at an axis you feel like nothing is ever going to be okay again like the protagonist from a nicholas sparks book what the fuck am I typing

Interior shot of the restaurant cause that's what everybody does right?

One more for posterity!

The #totesamaze Bangers and Mash I had. When I did some research on why the seemingly bizarre name...this is what I got ;

"The term "bangers" is attributed to the fact that sausages, particularly the kind made during World War II under rationing, were made with water so they were more likely to explode under high heat if not cooked carefully; "

Wow and I thought my life was rough! :'D

Rest of the evening transpired into being harassed by an Indian expatriate's kids (and resisting the urge to hurl them off the swings) , smoking as if our lungs are made of steel, lazing around (what is new?) and talking bout whether the Givenchy Pandora mini is worth the purchase.

Seven days in sunny June , But long enough to bloom.

Leather Jacket - AMEN  /  White Shirt - Armani Exchange  /  Linen Pants - Michael by Michael Kors

Tuxedo Vest - Jil Sanders  /  Pony Hair Wedges - DEPRESSION  / Perspex Clutch - Muji

Accessories - Karmaloop , TheCultLabel, YSL, OS-Accessories

Wore this outfit (In my ever ridiculous attempts to channel Lanphear, I am considering changing my fb name to...BRYAN LANPHEAR LOL JKJKJKJKJK) to the Straits Times fashion event thinggamabob. 

Pants and vest were part of an unexpected purchase from the designer vintage sale at B.O.B...this is what happens when you have a weak shopping spot and the sales aunties know how to exploit it. Within 10 minutes of exasperatedly starting at my friend and considering how nearly all my food was being paid by the SAF...I coughed up 3/4 of my meagre allowance lol fml! :'DDD

Word of note, this jacket is prolly gonna be worn SUPER frequently by me in the next coming posts! I'm even considering buying one more to slice up into a vest cause the draping is bananas!

Photo credits to the amazing John Tan from www.streetpeek.tumblr.com!

We can fight our desires , But when we start making fires.

Pretty old outing pictures but cannot waste la hor? LOL SO SINGAPOREAN. Dimsum breakfast with the folks where I gesture awkwardly at the dimsum aunties in a convoluted attempt to get them to pass wickers of har gao.

To further highlight my constant penchant for good food cause of my hedonistic ways, here's a picture of the interior of Jones the Grocer. Which is surprisingly pretty cheap... This can't be good right? :'D

HuNg 0uTxXx with Jackie of www.beyondjackie.blogspot.com and Cheryl of www.wolfgypsy.blogspot.com. We're kinda like the mating rituals of certain animals...We usually hang out every 5-6 months hahaha. And when we do, we usually come up with very insulting phrases towards each other HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Why are you such a trendy bitch?"

"Eh cheebye why you eat until like my dog?"

"Lau hong max la you" 

I love my friends! :'D

White blazer with black lapels - Zara  /  Leather Jacket worn as vest - All Saints

DIY spiked shirt - Calvin Klein  /  Skinny Jeans - 7 For All Mankind

Spinal Harness - OS-Accessories  /  Robyn Hobo and Anouck Boots - Alexander Wang

 

 Ombre denim jacket - Tunnel Vision  /  Denim Bralet - Topshop  /  Leather Shorts - Editor's Market

Necklace - Topshop  /  Heeled Boots - Toxic Codeine  /  Studded bag - Thrifted

"Omg Cheryl I'm taking a picture of your bewbies".

I'm trying to convince Cheryl that we should film her doing hardcore stunts in her Dolce Vita "Jemma" knockoffs like playing basketball, parkour and even skateboarding. 

And we shall call this youtube series.. Cheryl goes Crazy. :3

Crux Muscle Tee - Toxic Codeine  /  Slit Skirt - Online  /  All Seeing Eye bangle - Topshop

Bracelets - DIY and thrifted  /  Boots - Toxic Codeine  / 

Furry hobo - Eh Jackie you buy from where ah?

So H1P5T3R!!!!!11!!!!

I think she looks damn skinny here and because I'm a jealous prick I shall not comment on this picture HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Outfit shots are srs bzness you guys. It requires a great deal of shamelessness and precarious balancing to ensure that you'll get a decent shot which even though is sibei sui...

Might not even get us 200 hypes on lookbook cause we don't look like indie scene kids who wear plaid shirts, dreamcatchers or look like a mix between Pochahontas and a Coachella performer. #fashionpeopleproblems.

My pwettttyyyyy fwenxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxz.

Nothing spells out a hang out with these two crazy kids like being horrendously socially awkward in public and well...generally being a public nuisance. :'D

Timbre-ed with my bunk mates in the evening cause after so many weeks of pure antagonistic suffering due to eating canteen food, we decided to pig out. What is new la hor?

Drew looking extremely worried whilst he tweets bout his virgin experience at Timbre. Suffice to say nobody has a bad virgin experience cause the food is so fucking orgasmic. Look guys, my first swear word in this blog post!

Zul acting cool (You look cool meh? Cheebye you look like Christopher Lee please HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT ONE OF US SAID). People got swag leh, hipster glasses sia HAHAHAHA.

And I can't post Victor's pics up cause all of them are of him smoking trolololol.

Happy weekend with happy people. Ran out of things to say hence the lame sentence. /o/