Monday, January 23, 2012

We live in the promises of tomorrow's dream.

Somehow, I feel that 2012 should be a year where you reunite with old friends ; those you've stopped contacting because of busy schedules or what not.
This is Su! Hahaha the person who always entertains me during lunch cause she's probably the only one in the office that responds to my stupid dirty topics HAHAHAHA. Can't believe she's a mum of 3 by the way. ): Gurrrrl is fabulous wtf her Louboutin collection.

Pretty sad how I'm tied down to my phone all the time. Come to High Tea ; Constantly check phone for work emails.
Say hello to Nisah too! My fellow pantry-raider and blogshopping-fiend. Countless hours have been spent blog shopping during lunch and complaining that our pantry is out of food. I remember wiping out the entire office stock of granola bars in under 3 days HAHAHAHAHA.
I think we were talking about boob jobs here. No idea why my hands are on my face ; some things are better left unsolved.

The following pictures are that of food porn so if you're reading this at 1am cause you're rushing work thanks to your procrastinating nature, I apologize.




Month 4 of Roaccutane is on the horizon and I can safely say that my skin is improving leaps and bounds! :3 I still have random small patches of acne and the residual scarring is non-to-be-desired, but I'd take smooth scarred skin over a lumpy one anytime. God bless you Doctor Chua. <3

Best thing about high-tea at the Hilton Hotel is that it's quiet. Like pin-drop quiet, no joke. Maybe because there's a lack of annoying children (the kind where you'd wanna break their necks without batting an eyelid) or china people. Life is good.
"Hey omg have ya'll seen this video called Ice Cream Truck?!"
Watching dirty videos at High Tea cause we're classy as fuck.

Thanks Su for the free high-tea! <3 We'll kiss the soles of your Louboutin-clad feet and help you dry-clean your amazing collection of jackets.
Cowl Turtle-neck Sweater - Ann Demeulemeester.
Faux-Fur Vest - Zara.
Harem Pants - Black Peace Now.
Blazer Trench - H&M.
Kirsten Satchel - Alexander Wang.
Anouck Beatle Boots - Alexander Wang.

Went all out for the styling that day because I decided that it'll be fun to dress up after AGES of dressing down in school. Can you believe that I got this lovely faux-fur vest in like, August but up till now I've never seen an opportunity to wear it? ): I'm sorry baby, I'LL WEAR YOU MORE OFTEN I PROMISE. Does anybody else believe that clothes have feelings or am I just fucking delusional LOLOLOL JKJKJK.
Despite being insanely gorgeous thanks to the mirrored heel and shape, these pair of shoes RAPED my feet hard. The wedge is slightly uncomfortable and the front is so pointed that it squished my poor toes. But after 2 days of suffering in them and whining, they now fit nicely and are not longer feet-rapists. Me gusta.

Paparazzi shoot-ing at the 34degrees carpark cause we're sado-masochistic like that.

And off we went to Orchard whilst blasting Timberland and headbanging + rapping in the car. Despite thinking Rihanna songs are annoying as hell (S&M? Srsly?), we managed to learn the rap to Talk that Talk HAHAHAHAHA JUDGE ON PEOPLE.
"Tour guide cum Translator look".
Nisah's kick-ass shoes! <3 Hahaha which she is trying to break ASAP. Like break into pieces kind of break I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.





Camped outside A&F to go in cause it was Nisah's virgin experience. Glad to say her first time was awesome. (Omg my dog just decided it'll be ok to lie on my Gadget Grow fur-poncho brb shooing her away)
Su with her new eye-candy of the day HAHAHAHAHA. I'd talk about a nickname we gave him but let's keep it PG yeah! D: And lmao when she took the photo with him, she was all OMG I'M EYE LEVEL WITH YOUR NIPPLE. Take notice of his hand by the way, HAHAHAHA SU, YOU STILL GOT IT GURRRRRRL.
Camped outside Topshop cause the rain was fucking insane. For those of you wondering, no we're not watching more dirty videos.
Ended the day with a lovely rainbow, driving along the highway whilst listening to Nelly, dancing in the office to Nicki Minaj (WE LOVE YOUR BLACK SINGERS), photoshopping pictures and generally having a good time. Can't wait for more outings! <3

OFF I GO TO PREP FOR CNY DINNER TONIGHT~ Have a good CNY errbody! <3

Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Sun goes down, the Stars come up.

The following images might shock you.

No they do not contain child pornography, human bestiality or people regurgitating and eating the puke.

It might be worse.

It's me,

Wearing ~*~C.O.L.O.U.R~*~
And yes that's my shitty attempt at making a hilarious joke.

White Shirt - Calvin Klein
Maroon Sweater - Topman
Snake Skin Chelseas - Topshop
Leather Tote Bag - Uniqlo
Accessories - F21, YSL and Montblanc

I wouldn't say that this is a particularly amazing outfit (I always try to maintain a standard!) but I just thought it'll be funny to post a picture of me wearing colour...after 3 years! :3 And it's an outfit on days where you can't be fucked and just wanna dress simply. Like for example ; days where you spend 12 hours in school, 2 of which you are shooting at night in campus.

I pretty much despite F21 clothing not because they're cheap, but because most of the time they're really flimsy and aren't particularly pieces that you'll wear to death (I'm all about pieces you'll wear to your grave) but damn are their accessories cheap! $12 as compared to a $38 one at River Island albeit the size difference? I. AM. SOLD.

Picked up these pair of snake skin chelsea booties with the $200sgd voucher I got from Nylon's Street Style competition! :D Been meaning to get something snake skin print (a shirt or a blazer sobs Zara) and since I wanted comfy shoes and something printed, AWWWWWWWWWWWYEAH.
And say hello to my new babies! All the way from New York! :D They basically raped my feet the first day I wore them (Pictures soon when I've collated them from my friends!) but damn is the leather BUTTERY SOFT and the mirror detail are the back is to DIE FOR.

AWANG YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING I OWN EXCEPT MY DOG I JUST WANT MORE OF YOUR STUFF.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I'll always remember, those were the best of times.


Celebrated Boon's (Or as we call him CB - CHINESE BOY LOL) birthday on Saturday and damn did it take a WHOLE LOT of preparation (Equivalent to preparing for a World War, not kidding) to make it right and I'm glad it it. ('; From buying the cake, to bugging the Party World lady for the cutest balloon they had to lying on the road-side for 20 minutes in the 32 degree weather for a cab. All I can say is, Boon, you'd better be fucking appreciate HAHAHAHAHA.
Maxi Cape Vest - DIY
Tank Top - H&M
S&M Corset Pants - Zipia
Combat Boots - Salvation Army
Giant Satchel Bag - Bata

I've been wearing this maxi cape vest a lot lately as of late because it really is the perfect vest! It's not too heavy, is structured like a Gareth Pugh one (LOL I WOULD SELL MY SPERM DUCTS FOR A GP VEST) and best of all, it shifts shape as the day goes by. One minute it looks like a cape, then the next it collapses into an asymmetrical one and the next, it becomes a half cropped half winged one.

All you really need is some cloth and cut in 2 arm holes. :3 I predict that I can wear it at least 15 ways.
I know I'm REALLY REALLY late on this trend but dayummmmmm are Plexi-acrylic accessories gorgeous! I'm actually really lusting for the Simone Rocha plexi-glass wedges. ): And since I'm too poor right now to pay $34 fuckin' dollars for a 6'by'4 piece of acrylic, I wore those shirt-stiff-eners out as a transparent choker! Ghetto as hell but I kinda to like it.
Mag and I are always so animated when we talk. I think it's really rare to find someone who's as nonsensical as you HAHAHAHAHA. We're like the modern day version of Bert and Ernie except you know, Mag lacks a certain part of the male anatomy.
Dhinesh and Blake giving the Jackie Chan 9Gag face. I'm feeling guilty as I type this cause I converted Blake into a HARDCORE 9Gag face HAHAHAHA. He used to be all -_- whenever I made him look as posts BUT WHO'S THE ONE VIEWING 9GAG ALL THE TIME NOW.
Me being a greedy fucker cause food < posing for photos.
Regardless of what you say, I sincerely believe that every boy/girl had an ahbeng/ahlian phase when they were in secondary school. DON'T LIE OR YOUR PRIVATES WILL SHRINK LOL.
Camwhore level ; Asian.
Hey Chinese boy, if you're reading this, I hope you enjoyed your birthday even though she embarrassed the fuck out you HAHAHAHAHA. Even though I verbally abuse you on a daily basis, I'm thankful you're kind enough not to physically abuse me LOL.
Trollin' da streets at 11pm at night. All in a day's work for us media students aka. Slaves to the RP system of education.
Ending this picture of us hanging out at Macdonald's at 4am (We left at 6am, yes, in the fucking morning) whilst being terrified to death of this tranny who loitered around making sexual advances at men.

Singapore's night life ; You never fail to amuse me.