Sunday, December 30, 2012

Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.

Starting this blog post with a picture of my not-so-secret obsession. It's practically all I talk about. Pancakes. Awesome fluffy buttery pancakes.

This possibly stems from the fact that the army camp I'm in serves the WORST breakfast. Baos, lor mai kai and what not. SAF - Ruining things for me since June 6th 2012. 

I mean, I'm not allergic to anything military.... Sorry Balmain! ):

Hung out with my ex-colleagues and wow has time flew. Felt like yesterday where I was just an intern at The Affiniti hahahaha. Pretty awesome company which got me started on fashion pr. I mean...Roger Dubuis, Shanghai Tang and Kimage? AWWWWWYEAAAAH.

Here's Suharti, a mother of 3 with her mouth full HAHAHAHAHA sorry couldn't help it.

Since Nisah and I refused to shop (Despite the Margiela and H&M sweater going for $50 WTF!!!!), we decided to blow our $ on pastries. Sounds rational? Lmao I don't even know...

"Quick. Take a picture and act natural. But yeah seem really classy..."

"Aiya...this one. No need to art direct la".

Trying to look all gentlemanly like a character in a Jane Austen book and shit but in reality, I was eavesdropping on a group of taitai's conversation.

It's heartwarming to know that they love buying DKNY kid's clothes for their brood. 

Typical meal ethics ; Instagramming the food/location, Tweeting to tell the world, Checking up on our Facebook updates and finally putting our phones down cause we're obligated to have a conversation. 

Looking stoned out (Trust me guys, BEST FEELING EVER) but in reality, annoyed that the pastries are taking forever. 


~*~Artsy fartsy~*~ shot just because!

It's pretty amazing how something so simple like a rich chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream topped unto it can taste so good. Like. Wow. 

God bless the person who decided to meld the two into a calorie-exploding mix! :')

Nisah taking pictures (Thank god for photo-initiative friends!!) whilst I try to spear the cake in the most civilized way possible.

Another ~*~artsy fartsy~*~ shot. All we need to do is to add text in helvetica hahaha. I remember the H1P5T3R_K1DzZ in my design school who always did posters with the font. 

In case you're asking, I used Jane Austen or Bodoni HAHAHAHAHA step chio only.

Su buttering her scone. Leaving this sentence open for intrepreration.

Trying to slice the cake without it crumbling when in my head I'm just like I#$)WE*@#)W*FI SONOFABITCH CAKE.

Gideon Shirt - HEIST  /  Faux Fur Vest - Zara  /  Lezark Blazer - FEIST  /  Skinny Jeans - H&M  /  Anouck Boots - Alexander Wang  /  Accessories - NastyGal, H&M, Alexander Wang, YSL.

You didn't think this blog post would NOT have an outfit postt right? ;) Hahahaha finally! One in perfect broad daylight!!! It's a Christmas miracle!!! /confetti shower everywhere.

And the most random thing happened ; I was looking at stuff in Tangs when a kid randomly came up to me and stroked my vest. All whilst proclaiming I looked like a giant cat. Thanks kid hahahaha that's the sweetest thing anybody said to me all year! And I'm not even being sarcastic!!!

My extremely banged up boots hahaha. I remember breaking the mirrored heel like, 2 weeks into buying them. Possibly the Chris Brown to the Rihanna of my shoes/bags. 


My favourite milf hahahaha. Note to self ; Alter skinny jeans ASAP. And can we talk about that Chanel bag please! ):

Telling her a dirty joke whilst she grasps her Chanel bag in shock. We seem to do that a lot ; you know. Having M18 conversations even with children around. Cause that's a socially responsible thing to do!

Hello Nisah! Looking all adorbs in your new boucle jacket! :3 Gurl has been shopping so much nowadays. WHAT HAS HAPPENED?!

"Ok, lean against the world, push your hair to one side and smile!!! Imma edit this in photoshop and tadah!!! New display picture!!!"

"Valencia or Hefe? Should I add this to photo+ first to adjust the contrast? Added text or no text?"

"Why do clothes and shit look like anti-rape or theft devices nowadays?"
"Well weeeee gurrrrl gotta protect ourselces."
"Point well made..."

Eyeing Alexander Wang shoes at Pedder Red and inwardly crying cause I'm unable to buy a pair. I seem to be controlling my feels a lot lately.

This obviously can't be healthy...

Questioning the design of a VB bag (Why's it so hard to open?) and questioning the design of a Lanvin pair of flats (Really? Over 300 for a pair?).

Extremely candid shot of Su grabbing her Chanel whilst I hold on to a burrito. I don't even... Well. This is awkward.

Okay guys, hope you enjoyed this verbal-vomit post and have funo n the last weekend of the year!


Friday, December 28, 2012

Blinded by the lights, and it's something not great.

 Cowl neck sweater - Ann Demeulemeester  /  Oversized Coat - Jil Sanders  /  Skinny Jeans - H&M  /  Wedge Boots - Rick Owens  /  Accessories - Proud Race, Muji, H&M.

Channeling my inner Ivania Carpio the other day when I met up with Will (Paledivision.blogspot) and Cheryl (wolfgypsy.blogspot). 

Oversized coat? Check! Beanie? Check! Minimalistic accessory? Check! All that's left is her totes amaze hair and a cute lil kid dangling off my arm. :'D

Strange, but I've been coercing my gurrrrlfriends to produce daughters (LOL) so that we can all buy them matching mini Chanel pochettes!

 Lmao you guys I'm soooooooo Vogue. STEVEN MEISEL...I AM READY FOR MY CLOSEUP.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

The nights you could cope, your intentions were gold.

  Jersey T-shirt - T By Alexander Wang  /  Adjusted Biker Jacket - MMM for H&M  /  
Wool Trousers - Vintage Prada  /  Key Lock Necklace - MMM for H&M  /  Bowler Hat - Asos

Blowing half my measly NS pay on what is possibly the most avant-garde piece I own yet. But then again with 2013 looming round the corner, I think it's time to take things into a more minimalistic way.

Think Ivania Carpio meets The Divinitus meets French Voguette. Either that or I'm just tiring of the usual charades of "arm parties", "neck swaggers" or other some cumbersome things. It's nice not having to spend more than 5 minutes undressing yourself at the end of a long day! :)

 All Was Well in Paradise. The first, a lil' homage to the legacy that basically encompasses my childhood and the latter, to a song that gives me unbridled hope. Thanks Joe Finch and Cherine! xx

Friday, December 14, 2012

I've got a war in my mind.

Rick Owens wedge ankle boots. Another addition to the Owens family! I'll exclude the pains I experienced getting them for another time!

Margiela x H&M adjusted leather jacket SS2012

 Life is mundane as fuck right now because after all, I'm in the army and stuff. Been actually doing NS related work (moving stores like the banglahs we are), fighting an accutane-related acne breakout (talk about low self-esteem) and generally wishing the year will just end.

Cheers to liver abuse next week! :D 

Monday, December 3, 2012

Hello Jil.

A much welcome surprise from the father figure in the form of a Jil Sander oversized coat. Guess I'm not too late to try out the cocoon coat look this season!

And who knew that Raf was kicked out cause nobody bought his stuff hmm?

Sunday, December 2, 2012

It's Future Rust and it's Future Dust.






Jersey Tank - T By Alexander Wang  /  Rapture Leather Vest - AMEN  /  Sigrid Cape - FEIST  /
 Drop Crotch Pants - Izzue  /  Combat Boots - Salvation Army  /  Accessories - OS, Proud Race, H&M, Alexander Wang.







Can I just firstly say how proud I am of the fact that I'm not hungover and feeling like a piece of white trash on a Sunday morning? It's like the first time in a long long while and for that, I'd like to thank myself for being awesome HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Brunched at Dean and Deluca with Cherine yesterday and despite waiting for 1 fuckin' hour for seats and food...their pancakes are le sexe. In fact, I couldn't finish 2 out of 4 of them and that's saying something considering how I have the appetite of a typical American Macdonald's go-er! 18sgd for
 pancakes? I AM SOLD.

Our afternoon entailed being roped in by Puma and some local celeb (Eh Cherine who the fuck is he?) to do some lame ass PR stunt, giggling away on the rooftop of OC and getting stared at by passerbys (You'd think we'd get used to it LOL) and massive camwhorage cause as stated, we're really not superficial. /shifty eyes.

Can't wait to get my tattoos on with her!!! I think that's a significant point in a friendship ; when you go for tattoos together. I think the previous one for me was playing in supermarket trolleys at Haji Lane HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ending this post with a picture of Wenhui and I trying to emulate what the army taught me during field camps. Ultimate level of concealment in a jungle HAHAHAHAHA I KID I KID. Friend's party was floral themed so instead of turning up in florals, why not turn up as a walking floral? Complete with a butterfly in your head and a strawberry beard~