We burst into colours, Colours and Carousels.

"Hey Bryan, wanna go study at Starbucks?" said the message I received the other day from Rebecca as I howled in laughter. ME? STUDY? That's like asking George Young to speak in a Singaporean accent (Omgpleasedon't) or Mediacorp to stop producing shitty Channel 8 dramas. But never-the-less I agreed only because I love her to bits. And that I need to bitch with her bout school.

Why am I typing like this? Totes no fucking clue. It's 2:50am in the morning and I've been lopping the video of Emmanuelle Alt dancing.

COME ON BABY LET'S NOT FIGHT WE'LL GO DANCING EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT.

What was SUPPOSED to be hard-core studying at an AzN L3V3L ended up being a round of stalking people (How much would you pay to see his penis?) and lolling about watching 2 Broke Girls.

Busty bad-ass chick? Check. Blonde bimbo with nice hair? Check. Sexual jokes? Check. BEST SHOW EVERRRRRRR. Next to Schindler's List but that makes me cry until my eyes swell up and I look more ET than tumblr-emo-boy-beautiful.

Wandered around town like the bums we are and I managed to enable Beccy to buy a coat at H&M! I have this innate ability to make people buy clothing HAHAHAHAHA STORES Y U NO HIRE ME.

BECCY YOU NEED THIS COAT IT IS LIKE ULTRA CHIC.

This is a picture of her attempting to projectile vomit on me in anger. Or it looks like it is. Can people control their vomit arc or range?

Can you ask cats why they chase birds? Can you ask a rock why it's so hard? Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?

Met up with my old-time bff's after harassing Becca to buy clothing (SEE YOU IN A FEW WEEKS FOR DIM SUM BABE <3 LUBCHA). Whenever we meet we're all ZOMG FUCKING OLD HOW DID WE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS?

These are the kind of friends who you'll grew up with and witness your style changes. And not judge you for them HAHAHAHA FUCK I WANNA POST A PIC OF MY 16 YEAR OLD SELF BUT SUPER EMBARESSING LA CMI KENOT. The universe will explode like Mariah Carey's boobs in a gown.

This is my Y WE NO EAT BUT TAKE PICTURES face. Or "I'm trying hard to stifle a fart" one.

Super love dining with these gurls cause they'll always be in charge of cooking cause I end up spilling meat all over and creating a mess. #Barbarianhabits. After being constantly scolded at bbqs or cook-it-yourself gatherings, it's just easier to sit in a corner and feign ignorance. Or contribute by cutting the meat.

LMAO I HAVE THIS FUNNY STORY. When I was younger, I decided to join my school on this mission trip to....CAMBODIA TO BUILD HOUSES LOL. So the guys were all given macho testosterone-laden jobs like drilling stuff or moving the planks of wood and I was in charge of....MIXING CEMENT. Fucking important job okay!!!

Amount of meat we took wtf only $23.50 ME GUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRB MAKING THIS OUR HANGOUT SPOT. It'll be more fun to eat there if it didn't CONSTANTLY blast Kpop songs (But it's a KBBQ joint so MAYBE I'm being irrevelant here. But hearing SNSD ALL the time? NO ME GUSTA) nor was it sauna-ish hot.

FOOD PORN. This is like an A-rated version of food porn where you encompass EVERYTHING YOU GET IN ONE PACKAGE. Not that I would know. /shifty eyes.

Midway results through eating ;

Phaik Yie - Semi-delusional posing due to heat and jaw exhaustion.

Alcie - Still going strong. Shows signs of strength in arms and jaw.

Bryan - Low pulse with decreased brain activity.

Final Results of our Meal :

HAPPY KIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KAWAII DESU NEH NEH NEH SPARKLEZZZZZ ~*~

Keeping it classy...LIKE A SIR.

Grey Pullover - T by Alexander Wang.

Shorts - Black Peace Now.

Blazer Trench - H&M

Balenciaga Knockoffs - TheLastNocturne

HAHAHAHA WTF SUDDENLY VERY SERIOUS. Was running around in the morning running errands so hello rather slack outfit. Not a big fan of showing my legs because I have a TONNE of scars on them. And they're not I-DID-SOMETHING-COOL-LIKE-SAVING-A-CAT-FROM-A-CAR scars. ):

#fashiunbl0ggerp0se

KPOP STAR WHO BRINGS DA BOYS OUT. Australia air has made her FUCKING PRETTY THOUGH. ): It's like anybody who breathes air there becomes chio-er. Can you believe this bitch HAS SUPER SMOOTH SKIN?! Like egg-shell baby-butt skin with NO. PORES.

... ... .,. No comments for this one HAHAHAHAHAHA.

This phrase will be uttered/shouted/hollered at EVERY outing ; EH COME COME TAKE PICTURE LEH. Presenting you a NON-PHOTOSHOPPED (Must purposely bold cause people confirm accuse me) picture of us HAHAHAHA I used to liquify my photos quite a bit in my old blog sob.

One more cause I look so friendly here (People who don't know me think I'm really fierce. #bornthisway and #ladygagastilllovesme OKOK I KID I'M NOT A BIG FAN) and everybody looks so good here...WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!!

Ending this post with a H1P5T3R picture of Phaik Yie because we all love galaxies, cats and sniffing marijuana at night.

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By the fire we break the quiet.

Finally met up with my online friend Derek after MONTHS of talking online about shoes, annoying classmates and what's on our next-to-buy list! :3 Decided to TWG because I was broke (sob Chrome Hearts glasses y u no cheaper) and dayuuuuum is it just me, or is it a requirement for you to be insanely charismatic and good looking to be a waitress/waiter there?

A&F, please to be practising this policy though I wonder who will pay $269 for a plaid hoodie. Go figure guys.

Had the Rose Boudoir (lmao) Tea because I'm a sucker for anything rose (Had an Anna Sui phase 3 years ago, those were dark times). Essentially you're paying $25 for 2 scones, 2 bowls of jelly and a giant pot of tea. SAVE MONEY IN THIS ECONOMYYYYYYYYYYY.

Tryna act classy but ended up spilling crumbs all over the table. #hawkercentresyndrome

Ah well who cares still fabulous HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Derek on the other hand is classy enough for the both of us HAHAHAHA. Whilst I scoop cream and jelly into my mouth like the barbarian I am, he gracefully (can't think of another word LOL) slices his scones and sips his tea with his pinky out.

#foreverabarbarian

Cropped Fur Coat - The Scarlet Room.

Cowl Neck Sweater - Ann Demeulemeester.

Faust Vest - SomethingNoir.

Harem Pants - Black Peace Now.

Balenciaga knock-offs - TheLastNocturne.

Bowler Hat - Asos.

Scored this cropped fur coat from one of my favourite Singapore style bloggers ; Emma Valentino! :3 It looks ridiculously short on me but it was dirt cheap and doesn't make you pass out from heat exhaustion! :D

Worming it's way into my daily wear is the Faust Vest from SomethingNoir which I've been trying to develop new ways to wear. Sometimes all you really need are a bunch of safety pins for it to work and I'd like to think the way I styled it looks structurally interesting. :3

Yes, I'm capable of smiling in my outfit photos.

Derek looking amazing as per usual! T_T Dude left RP (More like flipped his middle finger and walked away) and is now doing Fashion in NAFA. ): Fuck do I regret not doing the same but then I wouldn't have met one of the most amazing people in my life. AH WELL LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IS ON TUESDAY.

Ps : It's nice to know people who have the same style as you. It's indescribable and amazing just like the very first bite of a Mcspicy burger.

His Jeffrey Campbell Switchblades ; aka ultimate SEX SHOES FOR MEN!!! It's heeled and the structure is FUCKING AMAZING. It's almost as if Rad Hourani stepped in to design it himself HNRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. But too bad sizes run so big for them. ):

I can wear a women's size 38 / male size 37 wtf. And all this while my friends are all FEET SIZE EQUATES TO PENIS SIZE which probably means that my penis is as small as Steven Lim's brains le sob.

Headed to Mel's house after for some vodka floats ; you're basically mixing vodka with a soft drink and adding dollops of ice cream. It's the adult vodka omg so good HAHAHAHAHA I drank so much that it raped my throat HARD. CORE. and I have the mother-bitch of all sore throats. ):

HAY GUYS LET'S DANCE TO GIRL'S GENERATION THE BOYS.

Intense concentration because SNSD's music is SO AMAZING AND SPEAKS LYRICAL WONDERS. Note how Shermaine is carrying an orange to represent a certain female anatomy. Really subtle though.

Whilst the h00manz dance and indulge in an alcohol vice, the dog decides to....CHEW UP ALL THE FURNITURE!!!

Swear to god, we weren't drunk. It's perfectly normal to wear blonde wigs and pile on fur coats to take pictures tumblr-style. Because love is our resistance and is a light that always burns bright even in the darkest of times.

NOT DRUNK DAMMNIT.

Morning found us calmly unaware , Noon burned gold into our hair.

Black Crew Neck Sweater - J+ for Uniqlo.

White Loose Pants - My brother's school pants.

Blazer Trench - H&M.

Suede Loafers - Charles and Keith

DIY Cut-out Collar - My brother's old school shirt.

Beret - Taobao.

Headed to the Page One book sale after school (FUCK YES THE FINAL LESSON FOR OUR FILMING MODULE. No more angsting over story boarding, sweating under the hot sun for ungodly hours and waking up early wishing I was dead) and damn, WAS IT WORTH THE 1 HOUR TRAIN RIDE. Despite 2 of my friends being anti-books (I actually asked one if he was okay going into a bookshop lest he gets a rash LOL HUMOROUS I AM), we managed to brave the crowd and I scored a Stylist Guidebook. It's like the game guide to my future ; but in a shocking hot pink.

I always get this statement from people that I'm rich cause my clothes are a little bit more upscale but my explanation to them is that I don't buy expensive clothes because of the label, I buy expensive clothes which are made to last. For example, my +J Uniqlo crew neck sweater which cost me $69.90 has lasted me for 2 years and up till to date, I love it to bits.

And even though I buy basics, I also do love good steals or finds. Case example ; This $59.90 blazer I scored at H&M! Not entire extravagant and neither very cheap but it's something I forsee myself wearing all the time. And gone are the days where I blow money on 3939874873 pieces a month but now, I make sure that what I buy is feasible for daily wear.

So case in point, it's enviable when you see people who can blow $5898102830943898597 on clothing and wear different pieces EVERYDAY, but it's a greater feat for people with a limited budget and yet, are able to work em' pieces.